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Not So Lucky!

The other day I was lucky enough to win an Easter Egg from a company running a competition on Twitter.  I’m not naming the company because I’ve yet to communicate with them about this so we shall see how that goes first.

They sent me a creme egg sized Easter Egg, which was beautifully packaged, complete with a chocolate bow on the front of it, it looked delicious and I decided to save it for a special occasion.  Today my husband finished work and so we have a full week together, it’s the Easter hols so we get to spend time with relatives, and generally have a lovely relaxed time.  So I thought this evening I’d celebrate by eating my delicious, luxury easter egg.

I unpacked it, cradled it in my hands and bit the top off.  I peered in to see what was inside, it was supposed to be a milk Valrhona chocolate egg with chai tea ganache filling – and I saw this:

Two fluffy caterpillars?

Please do click on the picture to enlarge it.  The piece I’m holding has a very slightly green centre, and there are two ‘things’ inside the egg that look like fluffy caterpillars, and a third patch of white fluff too.  I’m presuming they’re mould and not wildlife.  Well I hope not anyway, as I bit the top off the egg and tasted something funny.  If I’ve just eaten a caterpillar I will be even unhappier than if it’s just mould – which is bad enough!

I know for a fact, being an expert on chocolate an’ all, that chocolate does not ‘go off’ it just loses colour and gets a bit dry and tasteless – it doesn’t go mouldy like this?   So what have I just eaten?  And will I be sick?!  I feel sick just at the thought of it.

Penicillin anyone?

I’m sat here with a glass of homemade rhubarb schnapps, swilling my mouth with it, desperately trying to get rid of the taste.  I have enough tummy problems already and I’m hoping that whatever it is in there is not going to make them any worse.  It’s probably like the sort of mould you get on bread, but I don’t really know.

The point I’m trying to make is that if you are a company that is aiming to increase your presence on Twitter and on social networks via blogging projects or through competitions…..please…..please…….double please…..check your stock!!!!  My mouldy cheese blogging exploits were bad enough, it puts bloggers in an awfully embarassing position.  It also makes people who enter competitions feel cheated and very negative towards the company itself.  Good news spreads quickly, bad news spreads quicker, and mould appears to spread even quicker than that.

Ew.... Imagine if you had bought this for a child?

This is not a sponsored post, nor have I mentioned the name of the company.

 

Method Dish Soap!

Method Dish Soap!

I’ll be honest.  All my life I’ve been in a long term relationship with Fairy Liquid.  My mum recommended it and so I followed suit.  There was a brief period where I flirted with an own brand, but it just seemed to make scum on the surface of the water, rather like the stuff you see frothed up at the edges of mucky streams – it was very unsatisfactory so I went back to my first washing up love, the old faithful Fairy Liquid.

With this in mind……I was curious when Method Dish Soap turned up – would it measure up to my usual liquid, or would it be a sad scummy affair?  I shall dish the details for you right here!

Hello Handsome!

Presentation!  Appearances do count!

This is a very handsome bottle for starters.  I like the emerald green colour, it is especially jewel coloured when the sun shines through the window and through the plastic, but very nicely shaped bottle, casting green shadows on the kitchen side.  It’s certainly a looker! I’d be happy for it to sit on my sink looking gorgeous any day.  My Fairy Liquid bottle sat looking reproachfully at the Method Dish Soap throughout the washing up, and I have to admit I felt a bit guilty for abandoning it. Still, a change is as good as a rest as they say!

Size Does Matter! *winks*

There’s also tons of liquid in the bottle, 18 fl oz to be precise.  That’s enough to do the job properly I reckon.  I think this would be good to go for about 50 washing up rounds?  It can cope with thick pan grease as well as, if not better than my old brand, and it smells a whole lot nicer too.  This is cucumber scented, or ‘concombre liquide a vaiselle concentre naturel’ if you want the posh sexy name for the perfume.  It’s a refreshing aroma, and I prefer it to the dish soap I usually use.  I have been told that this also comes in Clementine. A little unusual I thought.

I think this looks like a chicken? Any thoughts?

Pump Action!

The top is easy to use, it’s sturdy to hold on to, and with a little push it ejects a good amount of washing up liquid.  Certainly enough to do a wash cleanly and efficiently.  The nozzle is a little larger than the usual bottles of dish washing liquid, but this makes it easier to squirt than other bottles I’ve had the pleasure of using.  There’s always just enough to ensure the job is done properly.

It’s what’s inside that counts?

In this case I’d definitely agree.  This is a Dish Soap with heart.  You’ve never heard of such a thing?  Well, if you’d like to find out more about Method and about how passionately they believe in what they’re doing, and in what they think as customers, we deserve – please CLICK HERE.  

MINI COMP ending midnight tonight.  If you’d like a Club Penguin Puffle, pls wish me and other readers a Happy New Year and leave your Twitter ID, you could even subscribe for further updates!  ;O)  My decision is final.  Winner chosen at random :O)

Build-a-Bear! Meet ‘Snowflake!’

Build-a-Bear!  Meet ‘Snowflake!’

Just before Christmas we had a lovely little parcel arrive – inside it was a beautiful, white, very slightly sparkly, ice-skating, silver-nosed jauntily dressed, soft and snuggly-cuddly, BUILD-A-BEAR!!!!

Darlek immediately snatched it from the box, hugged it, took off the ice-skates, stripped it of all clothes until it was probably cold (mind you I should think polar bears are quite good at dealing with the cold) put its skates back on, redressed it, tried to comb its fur and called it ‘Snowflake!’  She adores it!  I can’t blame her, it is very, very cute!

We were actually invited to go to the Build-A-Bear store to, funnily enough, build a bear – but we couldn’t make it as it was so close to Christmas and the nearest Build-A-Bear store is a little way for us to travel.  They very kindly sent us one in the post to review instead so I can certainly tell you about the teddy although you’d have to go along to a Build-A-Bear store yourselves to find out how he is made.

I think you'd struggle to get a real polar bear into an outfit like this, although I'd love to see someone try.

Horace and I did wander around a Build-A-Bear store about a year ago I think, just in passing.  I remember being amazed at how many varieties of bears, outfits and accessories there were.  I may get pulled up about this, but I also remember picking up one of the little devices that you can record messages on, which can then be sewn into the teddy of your choice.  Maybe the system has changed now, but they were all laid out in boxes on display.  I pressed this one particular recording button device and a squeaky teenage voice swore at me.  I suspect a bored 15 year old had got sick of waiting for his little sister to assemble a Build-A-Bear and occupied himself by recording himself spouting obscenities.  It was very funny although very inappropriate, and I’m sure it was checked before it got put into a teddy bear!  (Kay stares nervously at Build-A-Bear and waits to be reprimanded for suggesting Swearing Bears might be bought inadvertently for 3 year olds)

Build-A-Bear Boxes can also be worn as big hats.

You see, from what I can recollect, at a Build-A-Bear store you quite literally assemble your own teddy bear.  You simply browse the store  and decide how you’d like your bear to be and then they stuff him in a special machine where he is stuffed and maybe has a voice chip thingy added.  I honestly think I can remember someone saying that it’s possible to buy ‘heartbeats’ for your teddybears too, but I’m not sure if they were winding me up.  I know that would completely freak me out and I don’t think I’d like it at all.  However a child might think it’s wonderful.  I wonder if they provide Rescue -A-Build-A-Bear Cardiac Arrest machines for when the heart stops though? I think, you then shop for outfits.  Please bear in mind the system might have changed since we last visited.

Anyway!  Snowflake has no voice chip thingy or a scary heartbeat and is mute, but this does not detract from her loveliness one bit. She is wonderfully soft and has fur that sparkles very slightly, almost as if she has been lightly sprinkled with snow.  The chocolate brown eyes are securely attached and the pads on her feet are well stitched.  Her nose and mouth are neatly sewn too and her dress is simply adorable – icy sky blue, glittery and scattered with sequins.

Skates with Pom-Pom laces!

I’m actually a bit of a stickler for checking for quality when it comes to toys.  I can’t stand it when kids are presented with something lovely that falls in pieces after a couple of days / months – it’s so disappointing!  Especially when the item in question isn’t cheap.  Well, I can say hand on heart that Snowflake is very well made, there’s no stitching coming undone on the bear or the clothing, he’s  and I think / hope he’ll be loved and long lived.  Our Snowflake didn’t come with the cute flower ear accessory, but I think they do come as standard usually with this style of bear.

There’s very little I can say which is even remotely critical.  I suppose I do have to add that the bear has’Made in China of Man Made Materials’ stuck on a little sticker on the ice-skates, it says ‘Made in China’ on the dress label and it says ‘Product of China’ on the teddy bear label.  Make of that what you will!

On the other hand it says Named to FORTUNE’s 2011 “100 Best Companies To Work For” list
Build-A-Bear Workshop stuff is backed by the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.  
I’m presuming they are particularly good with their shop employees who work in the UK, because it sounds like the majority of their workforce is based abroad unless I’m mistaken.  Just as an aside

If you’d like a snuggly Sparkly Polar Bear just like Snowflake, please click HERE!

I was sent a Build-A-Bear to review and squeeeeeeeze, no other financial reward was given.

Baby Signing! Tiny Talk Leics does ‘When Santa Got Stuck Up the Chimney!’

Baby Signing!  Tiny Talk Leics does

‘When Santa Got Stuck Up the Chimney!’

When both my children were babies we often used ‘Baby Signing’ with them, from the way I understand it, is a very basic adaption of British Sign Language, made simple enough so that babies and children can learn it.  This is just a quick introduction to ‘When Santa Got Stuck up The Chimney!’ which is sung and signed by my friend Heather who runs ‘Tiny Talk’ classes.  I may blog about baby signing at some point as we as a family loved using it with our two and had some amazing little insights into their worlds as a result.

I will never forget when Darlek was a baby and wasn’t talking, she handed me a tomato, and then signed ‘spider’ very clearly.  Puzzled, I looked at the tomato expecting to see a little money spider or something – instead I noticed that the top of the tomato looked just like a spider.  You know that bit where the tomato links to the vine?  She’d seen pictures of spiders and wanted to know if that scrawny bit of greenery on the top of her food was one of these spiders we’d shown her pictures of.   You would never get that kind of communication without baby signing.  Well I don’t think so anyway!  And this was only one of a whole load more of positive experiences we had as a result of using Baby Signing.  I can’t recommend it highly enough!

Tiny Talk run classes all over the country if you’re interested in learning more about Baby Signing.  Pls click HERE if you’d like to visit Heather’s website for further information.

Anyway, that’s enough from me!  And now for ‘When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney!’  Please feel free to sing along! :O)

The Froobles! A Christmas Promotion – Free EBooks!

The Froobles! A Christmas Promotion –

Free EBooks! (limited time only)

Click here to Read More about the Froobles. I can't stand them, you might love them!

I reviewed The Froobles from Top That Publishing a little while ago, and have recently found out about a Christmas promotion on iTunes that they are running in connection with these books if you are interested?
Readers can download two of the Froobles ebooks, Apps Apple and the Tooth Fairy and Ozzy Onion and the noisy dinosaurs, for free for a limited time only. Alongside this, the new enhanced audio ebooks with celebrity narration can be downloaded for a discounted price at £1.49.
All of the Froobles ebooks and enhanced audio ebooks can be viewed here: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/ella-davies/id462799864?mt=11
To be blatantly honest, I couldn’t stand the books, but I think I must be one of a tiny minority as they seem to be going down a storm elsewhere!
If you’d like to read my review about the Froobles please click HERE!
After all the sweets and excesses of Christmas, I should think a nutritious tale about friendly vegetables might be a welcome change for your child.  Hopefully they’ll think the EBooks are ‘Cool as a cucumbers ‘ and eat lots of healthy stuff as a result.  Unfortunately my kids won’t be getting the EBooks (see review) and will probably end up high as kites on sweets and sugar forever more.  Ah well.

Mu Cheese – Hmm…. Cheese

Mu Cheese - Hmm…. Cheese

Before I start this review can I just make a point of  putting my heart on my sleeve, or tying my blog to a flag or some such other strange metaphor.  This is because this is a declaration.  I shall try as far as possible to make Bedlam Rules a blog where I’m going to ‘tell it how it is’.  There’s none of this not blogging malarkey because things didn’t turn out as they were supposed to.  You, as readers, deserve more than that.   So……

Lovely packaging! We love Cheese too!

Mu very kindly sent me some cheese to review.  They are a from a new range that you can find in Tesco, and they are amusingly named and stylishly packaged – which I thought was a great start!  Verbal puns are a favourite of mine, Mu, Moo….geddit! (digs you in the ribs).

Anyway. The first two packs arrived in a fabulous card bag covered with black and white fresian cow spots.  The second set of samples I received came in the cute cool bag shown above.  Are you wondering why I received two sets of samples?  Well….read on!

It looks nice doesn't it!

Which looked like this when I opened it:

Doesn't look so nice now though does it?

I was slightly taken aback….Now I know some people do eat cheese that looks a bit like this, and that it’s meant to be especially tasty.  But, surely this sort of cheese isn’t meant to look like this?  I toyed with cutting the mould off and trying it anyway, but chickened out – or should that be  ’I cowed down’ from the challenge.  Something moo-cow related like that anyway.

And then some Mature Lighter Cheddar:

30% less fat than Cheddar Cheese. Tasted slightly stronger and was my favourite cheese. Wasn't mouldy either which was a bonus.

One block of cheese looks much like another so I’ve not included a photo of it.  If you’re that curious, tweet/email me and I’ll send you a pic or tease you terribly.  Either or.

After contacting Mu about the mould, they apologised profusely and reassured me that this doesn’t happen very often and that it wasn’t supposed to be mouldy at all.   Despite their reassurances, I had my doubts – please see Fun-As-A-Gran’s Mu review if you’re interested….

Having said that Elaine and I were both reviewing cheeses that displayed the same sell by date, so I put it down as a faulty batch.   Mu resent samples, and I was really impressed with the cheeses, apart from the Medium Cheddar – which looked like this:

Note the mould at the centre of the cheese and on the left corner. Once the mouldy bits were cut off the cheese was actually fine! So it's not all bad.

There were also the following cheeses in the pack, and they were ‘lubbly’ as my son called them.  The kids even ate the Mature Cheese without even a ‘it tastes funny’ comment – which is what we usually hear if we give them anything other than mild cheese.   That is a recommendation on one hand, they are very family friendly and well within most people’s taste bud range (some mature cheeses taste like cow dung if you ask me, not that I’ve ever eaten any of the stuff….) but maybe the stronger cheeses aren’t quite strong enough for seasoned cheese eaters.

*Seasoned-Cheese-Eaters sounds like some kind of rare animal found in the Amazon or something doesn’t it.  But no, they appear to live in England and are probably averse to Babybels and Cheese Strings I suspect.

Mild Cheddar, creamy and perfect for packed lunch sandwiches.

In summary! Mu cheeses are great when they aren’t mouldy.  The company is also obviously very open about their business and were happy for me to blog honestly about their products.  They even offered to send me a third batch of cheese to prove how good their cheese is when it isn’t slightly funny coloured, but there’s only so much cheese a family can eat without turning black and white, growing udders and wandering around a field mooing (or should that be Muuing?).

It’s a reviewer’s nightmare really.  I’m sure they are a very good company, and that their cheese is usually exemplary.  I just suspect that something has gone awry down the line, and that as a result both Elaine and I received some slightly dodgy cheese.  I’ve been assured that they are looking carefully at the production and transport processes now and that it really is a very rare ocurrance.  I hope for their sake that it is.  What worries me is that the second block of faulty cheese had a completely different use by date to the first block – so it must have been from a different batch.  Despite this, there are many other positive reviews out there if you spend a while Googling.  Maybe we were just unlucky.

This is a sponsored post and I was sent packets of cheese to review in return for my time.  I have been sat writing this review whilst gnawing lumps of Mu cheese so I do actually like the stuff, and you probably would if you bought some.  I shall probably have terrible nightmares about cows now, and if I do, it’s Mu’s fault.

If you would like to find out more about the range, please click HERE!

Hello You!

Hello you!

I’ve decided that the Brink of Bedlam blog is going to be for diary entries, my writing and for contributors who are official blog sponsors.

This blog is under construction!

On the other hand, this little beauty of a blog, will be my brand spanking new reviewing / advertising / comping blog!  If you want to know about new beauty products on the market, whether or not the toys on your child’s Xmas list are likely to fall in bits or not or if those posh chocolates are all they’re cracked up to be …. this is where you should be!

Do you want an honest but tactful opinion, with a sprinkling of wit?  Yes?  Then you’ve come to the right place!  Do you like winning stuff too?  Yes?  Excellent!  Welcome aboard!

How successful was this product? Click the image to read the review!

I’m an experienced reviewer with ongoing links with businesses ranging from WHSmiths, to SmartaCow to Muddy Puddles Clothing, to Toyjeanius to TopThatPublishing and others, so if you decide to get in touch you can rest assured that you’re dealing with a friendly, professional blogger with a quirky sense of humour.

I’m also savvy, tinternet sussed and a social media addict.  Anything submitted to this blog will be blasted out to 2312 Twitter followers and 99 lists.

I have 2 children, a gorgeous girl aged 6 and a beautiful bumptious boy aged 3, both of whom are budding reviewers.  I also have a lovely husband who is easily badgered into trying new foods and he adores anything gadgety – he especially loves old knackered computers but if you offer me any of them, I’m afraid I’ll have to politely refuse and direct you to Ebay (the loft is already bulging with the stuff!)  We love days out together, nature, craft, films, technology, pets, fun and living life as happily as we can.

Son reviewing the fantastic Vorticity vacuum cleaner from MorphyRichards. Click the image to read the review!

This is my very first post on here, so I’m still setting everything up, themes, designs etc.  And I’m asking you to help me choose the blog’s name!  This is the very first competition!   Suggest a name to me in the comments box or via Twitter with the hashtag #Compyblog, and I’ll choose the one I like best as the name I’ll christen the blog with.  The winner will receive a custom made item of jewellery made by my very own fair hands.  This comp ends tomorrow!

Please note, this blog is under construction!  It’s my new baby.  Aw……  ”coochy coochy coo!”  *Kay tickles bloggys’s cute ikkle chin*

Lego City Satellite Launch Pad 3366 – Video Review

Video Review of Lego City, Satellite Launch Pad for IzziWizzi Kids

Please forgive the shoddy lighting and setting.  This weekend has been absolutely manic with kids parties & bonfire do’s and I’ve been a little behind with things as we’ve only just got past half term. Excuses, excuses!  Anyway, I promise to do better.  It is 23.57 on a Sunday night and I’ve tried my level best at least.  I even did the ’321   Blast off!!!!’ thing for your very own entertainment.  See, I am a big kid after all!

Red Rover Review for IzziWizzi Kids!

Red Rover from Fisherprice for IzziWizzi Kids!

National Rail Museum Visit

On the 22/10/11 my brood and I visited the National Rail Museum.  They were running a load of activities over the half term period and we were lucky enough to receive an invitation to ‘review’ them. Our kids are three and six, and have been to their fair share of amusement parks and museums, with varying successes – often places will cater more for one age than another, or simply bore them stupid.  The National Rail Museum was neither of the latter.  It was, in all truth, a fabulous day out, that we all thoroughly enjoyed.

A tiny section of the Museum from the outside. The start of the day!

Here’s a picture of some of the massive trains we saw there.  It always amazes me how huge steam trains actually are, they’re like the dinosaur versions of what we see on our rail tracks today.

This was a posh royal train with beautifully intricate insignia on the front.

There was so much to do that we struggled to fit it all in.  The highlights were definitely a ride on the full size steam train outside, the adventure playground for the kids, the trip in the Simulator where you imagined you were on a journey into space (ie. being safely thrown about inside a sealed box) and for me, lunch.

A lovely restaurant / cafe sandwiched between two trains.

Something that I think is wonderful is that the National Railway Museum is actually free entry, and there’s so much you can see without spending a penny.  There are little extras that are like the icing on the cake which cost a couple of pounds here and there though, so do expect to spend a little if you visit.  The main restaurant isn’t cheap either, although the meals are delicious – there is a smaller cafe that is less expensive though, and there are picnic facilities which is always a bonus.

Inside a train, a helpful member of staff explained a lot of the equipment. Very complicated!

I particularly loved the Meccano exhibits there, I would never thought it possible that anyone could make something like this from little strips of metal riveted together.  Unfortunately my dad couldn’t come with us on the day, so he missed it.  He would have really enjoyed this bit.  When I was a kid he always tried to encourage me to make stuff with Meccano.  I think I made a snake once.  I’m not very technically minded you see – which probably explains why in the past the whole topic of trains has actually bored me senseless.  But! On this day I wasn’t bored, despite my lack of enthusiasm for massive pieces of machinery.

A train made entirely from Meccano! There was even a miniature model of the Empire States Building made completely from the stuff too! Amazing really!

Craft activities were provided for the kids and there was an outside playground too – so when our two got a bit bored of going ‘Choo Choo!  and gawping at the massive wheels, they got to ‘play’ for a while, which burnt off a bit of energy.  Nothing has been forgotten, honestly, I was so impressed to see that outside the playground, they even had a wasp trap set up just above the entrance.  How very thoughtful!

There were talks and demonstrations, and even a number of mini plays set up for younger children.  Our two loved sitting and watching two members of staff who role-played a presentation about the queen coming to visit the station (I think it was Queen Victoria, but I can’t remember.)  Through the little tale they told, they relayed a bit of history about trains, about the queen and involved all the children by getting them to wave flags and shout out ‘The Queen is coming!’ very loudly every now and then.   My only complaint is that the kids didn’t get to keep the flags.  Having to get a 3 year old to return something as fun as a flag, that he’s been playing with for the last 15 minutes is not necessarily an easy task.  Cue tears. Aw…

*yells* ‘The Queeeeen is Coming!!!!!!’

Indoors there is a pedal powered mini train, another larger mini indoors train that chuff-chuffs its way up and down between some of the full size trains, an outside grown up steam train that is actually full sized and travels up and down a track…..and (takes a breath) yet another mini steam powered smaller train that travels a little way around the museum.  There’s a helluva lot of trains!  But that has to be expected I suppose!

Believe it or not they even run a ‘Road Train’ into York, which unfortunately we missed because we left it too late in the day.  That I presume, was a bus, that took people into York and dropped and picked them up again.  I thought it was a nice thing to have set up, people could visit the museum and then head into the ancient and particularly picturesque city of York for a wander around too.

You could even see underneath the trains!

All in all, we had fun.  Despite losing Sausage for 5 heartstopping minutes, losing our rucksack, and losing Horace and Darlek for quite some considerable time.  We did all find each other and the rucksack after a bit of losing our tempers too – but I think that’s all part of a family day out sometimes.

I can’t recommend this museum highly enough, all ages are catered for, and I found all the staff to be very friendly and helpful – which I think is very important.  If you’re ever in the North West area, I’d certainly recommend a visit.  There were more activities, but I think I’ve gone on enough.  Please see HERE to read the blurb from their website, and to see what they have planned on the run up to Christmas.  If these half term activities were anything to go by, you’ll be in for a treat!

Very, very child friendly. Absolutely can’t fault them at all!

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